Best New Year's Instagram Captions to Welcome 2024
Glitter is
the only option.
New year.
Overdue.
See you next
year.
*Sponge Bob
voice* 365 days later…
*Clink
Clink*
But first,
we toast.
9 p.m. is
the new midnight.
Time to
change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
Sometimes
all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
"Thank
U, Next." — Me to 2024
New year,
same me.
Just here
for the champagne.
Expecting a
clever caption? That was so last year.
365 new
days. 365 new excuses.
May all your
troubles last as long as your resolutions.
I'm still
the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
I can’t
believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Save water,
drink champagne.
I was going
to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody
likes a quitter.
I would lose
weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
My Spotify
aura is glittery.
They say
goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2023 is easy.
My New
Year's resolution is to not have one.
2024? I
don't know her.
Just like
SpongeBob I'm ready... for 2024.
My Spotify
wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
"Too
much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right."—Mark Twain
"Start
the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
"My
vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
"Come
quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
"You
know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread
one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
I thought I
got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.
Cute New
Year's Instagram Captions
Cheers to
2024.
Raise your
glass!
Looking back
on 2023 and feeling grateful.
Tootles
2023!
I’m ready
for you, 2024.
Walking in a
confetti wonderland.
Any excuse
to wear sequins!
Taking
applications for my New Year’s kiss.
All that
glitters is ... on my dress.
The best
endings always have confetti.
Less bitter,
more glitter.
But first,
champagne.
Just here to
find my Troy Bolton.
I’m ready
for midnight kisses that lead to New Year's wishes.
Sparkling
into the new year like …
Pop, fizz,
clink.
Glitter is
my signature color.
Smile,
there's champagne!
Out with the
old, in with the new.
Bring on the
bubbly!
Walking into
2024 like ...
My Spotify
aura is glittery.
Money won't
solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.
Glitter is a
part of my 2024 rebrand.
Glitter
power! Or whatever the Spice Girls said...
All that
glitters isn't gold, but at least it's still cute.
Just like
Jill Scott I am living my life like it's golden.
"I'm
wearing the hat. Where's the party?" —Michelle Tanner, Full House
"I want
your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's
Day." — Taylor Swift, "New Year's Day"
Clever New
Year's Instagram Captions
Did you
expect a clever caption? That’s so last year.
2023 really
dropped the ball this past year.
Cheers to
making pour decisions tonight!
The new year
will be here in a Prosecco.
You were my
cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
2023, you're
toast.
A New Year’s
resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
I love when
they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all
year.
New Year's
Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.
My New
Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ... With
either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
Let’s
celebrate New Year’s Eve by making many pour decisions.
Every New
Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square ... and year after
year, they drop the ball.
My New
Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.
My
resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
What
happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12
months!
Why was 6
afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve? Because 9, 8, 7 ...
Inspirational
New Year's Instagram Captions
Let the next
adventure begin.
The first
day sets the tone for the entire year. Here’s how I’m starting mine:
New year,
new beginnings.
2024 will be
my year.
12 new
chapters, 365 new chances.
The best
time for new beginnings is now.
May your New
Year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball.
Here’s to 12
new chapters!
What’s
coming is better than what’s going.
Page 1 of
365.+
New year.
New feels. New chances. Same dreams.
New year.
Same me. Bigger Goals.
New Year.
New Goals. Same Drive.
The New Year
is about moving forward not forgetting.
Appreciative
of the lessons 2023 brought and the growth 2024 will show.
“With the
new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” —Eleanor Roosevelt
“No matter
how hard the past is, you can always begin again.” — Jack Kornfield
"Cheers
to a new year and another chance for us to get it right." —Oprah Winfrey
“For last
year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await
another voice.” —T.S. Eliot
"Today
is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten." —Natasha
Bedingfield, "Unwritten"
"There
are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” —C.S. Lewis
"Tomorrow
is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one." —Brad
Paisley
"Write
it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." —Ralph Waldo
Emerson
"Don't
go through life, grow through life." —Eric Butterworth
“Every day
is a new opportunity to begin again. Every day is your birthday.”—Dalai Lama
“You’re off
to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your
way!”—Dr. Seuss
"Every
day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move
on."—Carrie Underwood
"We do
not remember days, we remember moments"— Cesare Pavese
“Life is a
progress, and not a station.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The
best is yet to come." —Frank Sinatra
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