Funny New Year Wishes
Live it up on New Year's Eve — you've got the whole year to live it down!
Happy New Year! Let's eat, drink, and be merry — for tomorrow we diet!
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
May all of your troubles last as long as my New Year's resolutions! Happy New Year!
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!
I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have to make any resolutions because I am already perfect.