Funny New Year Instagram Captions 2023

Funny New Year Instagram Captions

 

• Glitter is the only option.
• New year. Overdue.
• See you next year.
• *Sponge Bob voice* 365 days later…
• *Clink Clink*
• But first, we toast.
• I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2022 and start anew.
• A big thank you to banana bread and my sweatpants for helping me get through 2022.
• 9 p.m. is the new midnight.
• Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
• Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
• "Thank U, Next." — Me to 2022
• New year, same me.
• Just here for the champagne.
• Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
• 365 new days. 365 new excuses.
• May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
• I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
• I can’t believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
• Save water, drink champagne.
• I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
• I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
• My Spotify aura is glittery.
• They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2022 is easy.
• Toast to another year of being masked and vaxxed.
• My New Year's resolution is to not have one.
• 2022? I don't know her.
• My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
• “Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
• “Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.”—Mark Twain
• "Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
• "My vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
• “Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
• "You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
• I thought I got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.