Funny New Year Instagram Captions
New year. Overdue.
See you next year.
*Sponge Bob voice* 365 days later…
*Clink Clink*
But first, we toast.
I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2022 and start anew.
A big thank you to banana bread and my sweatpants for helping me get through 2022.
9 p.m. is the new midnight.
Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
"Thank U, Next." — Me to 2022
New year, same me.
Just here for the champagne.
Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
365 new days. 365 new excuses.
May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
I can’t believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Save water, drink champagne.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
My Spotify aura is glittery.
They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2022 is easy.
Toast to another year of being masked and vaxxed.
My New Year's resolution is to not have one.
2022? I don't know her.
My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.”—Mark Twain
"Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
"My vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
“Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
I thought I got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.
New year. Overdue.
See you next year.
*Sponge Bob voice* 365 days later…
*Clink Clink*
But first, we toast.
I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2022 and start anew.
A big thank you to banana bread and my sweatpants for helping me get through 2022.
9 p.m. is the new midnight.
Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
"Thank U, Next." — Me to 2022
New year, same me.
Just here for the champagne.
Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
365 new days. 365 new excuses.
May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
I can’t believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Save water, drink champagne.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
My Spotify aura is glittery.
They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2022 is easy.
Toast to another year of being masked and vaxxed.
My New Year's resolution is to not have one.
2022? I don't know her.
My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.”—Mark Twain
"Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
"My vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
“Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
I thought I got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.
