100 Best New Year Instagram Captions to Celebrate the End of 2022

100 Best New Year Instagram Captions to Celebrate the End of 2022

Funny New Year's Instagram Captions

Glitter is the only option.
New year. Overdue.
See you next year.
*Sponge Bob voice* 365 days later…
*Clink Clink*
But first, we toast.
I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2022 and start anew.
A big thank you to banana bread and my sweatpants for helping me get through 2022.
9 p.m. is the new midnight.
Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
"Thank U, Next." — Me to 2022
New year, same me.
Just here for the champagne.
Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
365 new days. 365 new excuses.
May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
I can’t believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Save water, drink champagne.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
My Spotify aura is glittery.
They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2022 is easy.
Toast to another year of being masked and vaxxed.
My New Year's resolution is to not have one.
2022? I don't know her.
My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.”—Mark Twain
"Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
"My vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
“Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
I thought I got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.

Cute New Year's Instagram Captions

Cheers to 2023.
Raise your glass!
Looking back on 2022 and feeling grateful.
Tootles 2022!
This New Year is gonna be good.
I’m ready for you, 2023.
Welcome 2023.
Walking in a confetti wonderland.
Any excuse to wear sequins!
Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.
All that glitters is ... on my dress.
The best endings always have confetti.
Less bitter, more glitter.
But first, champagne.
Just here to find my Troy Bolton.
I’m ready for midnight kisses that lead to New Year's wishes.
Sparkling into the new year like …
Pop, fizz, clink.
Glitter is my signature color.
Smile, there's champagne!
Out with the old, in with the new.
Bring on the bubbly!
Walking into 2023 like ...
My Spotify aura is glittery.
Money won't solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.
I have more glitter than Libby Lu.
Glitter is a part of my 2023 rebrand.
Glitter power! Or whatever the Spice Girls said...
All that glitters isn't gold, but at least it's still cute.
Just like SpongeBob I'm ready... for 2023.
Just like Jill Scott I am living my life like it's golden.
"I'm wearing the hat. Where's the party?" —Michelle Tanner, Full House
"I want your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day." — Taylor Swift, "New Year's Day"

Clever New Year's Instagram Captions 2023

Did you expect a clever caption? That’s so last year.
2022 really dropped the ball this past year.
Cheers to making pour decisions tonight!
The new year will be here in a Prosecco.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
2022, you're toast.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.
2022 went by like a blur. My New Year's resolution must have been too low.
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ... With either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve by making many pour decisions.
Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square ... and year after year, they drop the ball.
My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.
My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve? Because 9, 8, 7 ...
I'm just not bubbly, but my drink will be.
Inspirational New Year's Instagram Captions 2023
- Let the next adventure begin.
- The first day sets the tone for the entire year. Here’s how I’m starting mine:
- New year, new beginnings.
- 2023 will be my year.
- 12 new chapters, 365 new chances.
- The best time for new beginnings is now.
- May your New Year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball.
- Here’s to 12 new chapters!
- What’s coming is better than what’s going.
- Page 1 of 365.
- New year. New feels. New chances. Same dreams.
- New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.
- New Year. New Goals. Same Drive.
- The New Year is about moving forward not forgetting.
- Appreciative of the lessons 2022 brought and the growth 2023 will show.
- “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” —Eleanor Roosevelt
- “No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again.” — Jack Kornfield
- "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right." —Oprah Winfrey
- “For last year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await another voice.” —T.S. Eliot
- "Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten." —Natasha Bedingfield, "Unwritten"
- "There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” —C.S. Lewis
- "Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one." —Brad Paisley
- "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." —Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."—Albert Einstein
- "Don't go through life, grow through life." —Eric Butterworth
- “Every day is a new opportunity to begin again. Every day is your birthday.”—Dalai Lama
- “You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way!”—Dr. Seuss
- "Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on."—Carrie Underwood
- "We do not remember days, we remember moments"— Cesare Pavese
- “Life is a progress, and not a station.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "The best is yet to come." —Frank Sinatra