Selfie Captions and Quotes for Instagram

Funny Instagram selfie Captions

Life happens. Coffee helps.

Be a bad ass with good ass.

I don’t always take selfies.

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

Walking past a class with your friends in it.

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens!

Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency – Instagram?

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

I think you are lacking vitamin me!

So you’re telling me I have a chance.

Yeah, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.

Girl, I have to call you back.

Have a seat, we were expecting you.

Good Vibes: Happy Instagram Captions

Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!

Don’t allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.

We got that Friday feeling.

50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

How I feel when there is no coffee. DEPRESSO!

Disappointed but not surprised.

Catch flights not feelings.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.

When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.

 

Cute Instagram Captions

Be yourself, there’s no one better.

And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.

Chin up princess or the crown slips.

Life is short. Buy the lipstick.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

Life’s too short to wear boring clothes.

Cuddling sounds so good right now!

Do small things with great love.

Being happy never goes out of style.

Choose happy.

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

Some days start better than others.

Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.

Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

One does not simply “Let it go”.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.

It’s always a good day to look cute and make money.

Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

A strong-willed little girl will grow into a strong independent woman.

Daddy’s little girl.

If I fall in love, it will be with someone amazing.

OMG, that’s so cute.

Life isn’t perfect… but my hair is!

Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.

 

Cool Instagram Captions

There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.

Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.

If your life got harder, Congratulations! You just leveled up.

Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.

Soon we are going to see the real face of each other… Until then, let’s pretend we’re perfect.

No matter how busy a person is if they really care they will always find time for you.

Be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and never stop pushing to be the best you can be.

Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.

Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.

When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody. Your freedom will begin.

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

Cinderella never asked for a prince.

Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

You’re never going to have me.

It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.

The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.

Clever Instagram Captions

Be anything but predictable.

Add a little confetti to each day.

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.

My time is now.

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

Started from the bottom now we’re here.

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

 

Short Selfie Captions

I can. I will. Watch me.

Be your own kind of beautiful.

I’m a daydreamer and a night thinker.

Let the sea set you free.

Catch me by the sea.

I’ll do me.

Happiness is just a chemical.

What have I become?

I woke up like this.

Water you doing?

Ocean air salty hair

No one is you. That’s your power!

I decide the vibe.

Life isn’t perfect… but my hair is! #selfieaddict

Aquaholic.

Vacay.

Seas the day!

Seek to sea more!

 

Selfie Sunday Quotes

Selfie Sunday.

These are the days we live for.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Morning boys!

What day is it again?

Best. Selfie. Ever.

Catch a glimpse.

Why so serious?

But first, let me take a selfie.

Sunday funday.

Oh hey there.

Last night was a blur.

 

Selfie Quotes About Fashion

I don’t need your approval to be me.

How bad do you want it?

Don’t hate.

I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.

Let it be.

Catch a glimpse.

Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.

Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.

You either know fashion or you don’t.

Fashion is what you’re offered four times a year by designers. And style is what you choose.

I really need new clothes.

I am not at all stylish. For me, style is a state of mind and individuality.

Fashion should be stylish and fun.

You don’t need to follow trends to be stylish.

I don’t do fashion. I’m fashion.

A girl should be two things – classy and fabulous.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Self-confidence is the best outfit, rock it and own it.

Fashion is everything that can pass fashionable.

Fashion changes, style endures.

 

Good Instagram Captions About Personality

Aspire to inspire before we expire.

Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.

You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.

Take a ride on my energy.

Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.

Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.

Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.

It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.

Don’t hold your breath.

Best Instagram Captions for Fitness & Gym Selfies

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

I’m doing it for ME.

If you still look cute after gym, you didn’t work out hard enough.

Sweat is your fat crying.

I wear black to the gym because it’s like a funeral for my fat.

Fitness is not about being better than someone. Fitness is about being better than the person you were yesterday.

Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.

Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.

We all have the same amount of hours in our day. Deciding how to use your hours is up to you.

Gotta squat before I tie the knot.

You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, easy, cheap or fake.

The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

This month’s diet is next month’s body.

You can only fail if you quit.

Don’t wish for it, work for it.

A one hour workout is only 4% of your day. NO EXCUSES.

Everything is hard before it is easy.

Excuses don’t burn calories.

 

Serious Selfie Quotes

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.

Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.

Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.

When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.

Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.

Watch more sunsets than Netflix.

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. And don’t promise, just prove.

Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.

It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

Be honest.

Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.

Good things come to those who hustle.

If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best-friend!

Be self-starter.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

I didn’t come here to lose.

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.

Love became a memory I fear to remember.

He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison. the thought of losing her made him a liar.

Her memories to him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.

Summer Instagram Captions

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

You can ask tommy, Hilfiger it out!

You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

In a room of arts, I would still stare at you.

I am fucking gold, you can prefer silver and it’s okay.

Get you a me, I am LIT.

I am not picky, I just know what I want.

Braless is flawless.

Sunshine mixed with little hurricane.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.

I accept my time, back in cash.

Soul over ego.

Beach Captions for Instagram

The huge ocean and pleasant sea water dashing over to the shore.

Paradise found!

Good times and tan lines.

Happier than a sea gull with a french fry.

No one likes a shady beach.

Don’t worry, get sandy!

May you always have shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes.

#RestingBeachFace.

Waves for days.

If there’s will, there’s wave.

Find me under the palms.

I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.

Sun, sand and pineapple in hand.

I am happiest when floating in Sea.

Good vibes happen on tides.

I don’t need a man. I need tequila and tan.

Life is better in bikini.

The tans will fade but memories will last forever.

I followed my heart, it lead me to the beach.

Don’t worry. Beach happy.

To some it’s just water. To me, it’s where I regain my sanity.

A beach is not only a sweep of sand, but shells of sea creatures, the sea glass, the seaweed, the incongruous objects washed up by the ocean…

In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans.

I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends.

After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world.

For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), it’s always our self we find in the sea.

Eternity begins and ends with the ocean’s tides.

We dream in colors borrowed from the sea.

Tropic like it’s hot.

 

Instagram Selfie Captions for Friends and BFFs

 Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real queens fix each other’s crowns.

Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller

Best friends make good times better and hard times easier!

I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.

Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!

She is my best friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.

Meet my partner in crime.

It’s me and my best friend for life!

Good times + Crazy friends = Great memories!

Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need!

Cute Couple Quotes

Always better together.

If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.

Wish you were here.

I’m not perfect but I am loyal.

Find someone who knows that you are not perfect but treats you as if you are.

I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.

To fall in love is very easy, staying in love is a challenge, letting go is the hardest part.

I still fall in love with you everyday.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

A true relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give upon each other.

Instagram Captions for Guys

 

It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.

The same way some of you fellas are drooling over the next girl, don’t forget there’s a line of dudes drooling over your girl.

Hello to the one reading this, you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!

What do you think of the view?

Take me out.

You don’t know me.

Do you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass!

They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!

I walk slowly but I never walk backward.

Stand. Run. Fall. Stand. Repeat.

I don’t like myself without a beard.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist? Right?

Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

A man can be destroyed but not defeated.

Don’t stop until you are proud.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you live in a cornfield, ’cause I’m stalking you.

Still, I rise.

If you want peace, prepare for war

God will not look you over for medals, degrees, or diplomas, but for scars.

Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.

A real gentleman stays loyal, faithful and true to his girl.

Always hold the door open for a lady. Not because she is a lady but because you are a gentleman.

A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love.

 

Girlfriend Quotes

She’s a mess with gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.

I can show you the world.

They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh, but everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.

When someone comes into your life god sent them for a reason, either to learn from them or to be with them until the end.

Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me.

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me.

Anywhere with you is better than anywhere without you.

I don’t want to be your “favorite” or your “best” I want to be your “only” and forget the rest.

Love is… running for a hug!