100+ Funny New Year 2022 Status and Captions

100+ Funny New Year 2022 Status and Caption

 

Funny New Year 2022 Status

Happy New Year 2022! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life.

Happy new year to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions.

Happy new year. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

New Year’s Eve means parties and kicking the old year to the curb.

I’m so excited for 2022! I can’t wait to waste another year.

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!

New Year’s Day — now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?

We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.

Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!

Take a leap of faith and begin this wondrous new year by believing.

I am in touch with 2021. I saw it going by this evening, waving at me and winking. Happy New Year 2022!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Happy New Year!

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.

Life always gives you a second chance, it’s called Happy New Year.

Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

This year my resolution is to find out who I am.

Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.

May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!

Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.

Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year

My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2022.

My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!

If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!

May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

Go ahead make a resolution. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.

New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies that don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.

Funny New Year 2022 Captions

 

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

I’m still the same person I was last year —now I’m just hungover.

Time to pour the merlot and let the stressful year go.

Dear Luck… Can we be friends in 2022?

I’m so excited for 2022! Can’t wait to waste another year.

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

Dear 2022, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.

Successfully wasted 365 days of 2021 and here are another sets to go.

It’s a new year already? I was just getting used to the old one!

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year’s resolutions.

Thanks for being a partner in crime all through the year.

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

The first rule of 2022. never talk about 2021.

Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!

God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2022!

I hope one of your New Year’s resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year’s photos.

Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2022.

I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.

What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browser in the year 2021.

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

Dear God, my prayer for 2022 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did this year.

My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.

Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever.

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.