1) I’M Sexy & I Know It.
2)
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
3) Do
What’s Right Not Easy.
4)
Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
5) Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born
Awesome.
6)
I’M Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
7)
All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
8) I
Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
9) I Don’T Trust Words, I
Trust Actions.
10) A
Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
11) I
Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
12)
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
13)
Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
14) I
Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
15) I
Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
16)
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
17)
Plz Trust Me Dat I Dont Trust U At All.
18)
Home : Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
19)
Before You Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.
20)
Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.
21)
Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
22)
Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.
23) I
Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.
24) Single
Or Taken ? Who Cares ? I Am Awesome.
25)
Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.
26)
Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.
27) I
Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.
28)
Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”
29)
You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
30)
Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome
Takes Practice.
31)
My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.
32) I
Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.
33)
Life Is To Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
34) I
Am Not Useless , I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.
35) I An Not Lazy, I Am Just
On My Energy Saving Mode.
36)
God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!
37) I
Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.
38)
I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
39) I
Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.
40)
Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.
41) I
May Be Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.
42)
People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
43)
My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.
44)
Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.
45)
Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses
46)
I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
47)
Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
48)
Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.
49) I
Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.
50)
Its Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.