“I would say happy new year, but it’s
not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” ―Robert
Clark
“Many years ago I resolved never to
bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” — Dave
Beard
“The proper behavior all through the
holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” ―P.J.
O’Rourke
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay
up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” — Bill
Vaughn
“New Year’s Eve, where auld
acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.”
— Jay Leno
“I would say happy new year but it’s
not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ” ―Robert
Clark
Many people look forward to the New
Year for a new start on old habits. –Unknown
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I think in terms of the day’s
resolutions, not the year’s.” — Henry Moore